February 2009
94 posts
A woman has been found guilty of manslaughter... →
kaytee:
A woman calls her boyfriend to punch a man who yelled at her for cutting in line.The boyfriend, who is an idiot for even doing this, punches the wrong man. He kills him. And now a 5 year old girl is left without a father.
I seriously cannot wrap my head around this story.
Two Line Rhyme
professionalwidow:
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes...
George W. Bush turns down job offer from Dallas... →
livesophia:
Mr. Bush walked into an Elliott’s Hardware store on Saturday and quipped: “I’m looking for a job.”
He had been offered a position as a greeter by the owner of the chain in an open letter in a Dallas newspaper last month.
The tongue-in-cheek appeal appeared in The Dallas Morning News and its commuter-oriented sister publication, Quick.
Andrea Bond, a manager at the store, said Mr....
Ron Howard On ‘Arrested Development’ Film: ‘It’s... →
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